1-ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﺗﺴﺘﻘﻴﻆ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﺎﻋﻪ 2 ﺃﻭ 3 ﻓﺠﺮﺍ ﺑﺪﻭﻥ ﺳﺒﺐ ﻫﻨﺎﻙ ﺍﺣﺘﻤﺎﻝ ﺑﻨﺴﺒﺔ %85 ﺍﻥ ﻳﻮﺟﺪ ﻣﺨﻠﻮﻕ ﻳﺮﺍﻗﺒﻚ !
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2-ﻋﻘﻮﺑﺔ ﺍﻹﻋﺪﺍﻡ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻭﺯﺑﺎﻛﺴﺘﺎﻥ ﺗﻢ ﺗﻨﻔﻴﺬﻫﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺑﻌﺾ ﺍﻟﺴﻴﺎﺳﻴﻴﻦ ﺑﺎﻟﻐﻠﻴﺎﻥ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﺀ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺕ !
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3-ﻳﻮﺟﺪ ﻏﺸﺎﺀ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻋﻴﻦ ﺍﻷﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﻳﻤﻨﻌﻪ ﻣﻦ ﺭﺅﻳﺔ ﺍﻟﻤﻼﺋﻜﺔ ﻭﺍﻟﺠﻦ ، ﻳُﺰﺍﺡ ﺍﻟﻐﺸﺎﺀ ﻋﻨﺪ ﻭﻓﺎﺗﻪ !
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4-ﻋﻨﺪ ﺳﻤﺎﻉ ﺍﻻﻏﺎﻧﻲ ﺗﺤﻀﺮ ﺍﻟﺠﻦ ﻭﺍﻟﺸﻴﺎﻃﻴﻦ ﻭﻳﺮﻗﺼﻮﺍ ﺣﻮﻝ ﻣﻦ ﻳﺴﻤﻌﻬﺎ ﻭﻟﻮ ﻛﺸﻒ ﺍﻟﻐﺸﺎﺀ ﻟﺼﺮﻉ ﺍﻻﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﻣﻦ ﻫﻮﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﻨﻈﺮ !
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5-ﻛﻞ ﻓﺠﺮ ﻣﻦ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺍﻟﺠﻤﻌﻪ ﺗﺼﻤﺖ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﺤﻴﻮﺍﻧﺎﺕ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻌﺎﻟﻢ ، ﺗﻨﺘﻈﺮ ﺳﻤﺎﻉ ﺻﻮﺕ ﺍﻟﻨﻔﺦ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺭ. ﻳﺎﺭﺏ ﺣﺴﻦ ﺍﻟﺨﺘﺎﻡ !
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6-ﻓﻲ ﻋﺎﻡ 1997 ﻡ ، ﺻﺪﺭ ﺻﻮﺕ ﻗﻮﻱ ﻣﻦ ﺃﻋﻤﺎﻕ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻴﻂ ﺍﻟﻬﺎﺩﻱ ﺑﻠﻎ ﺻﺪﺍﻩ - 5 ﺍﻵﻑ ﻛﻴﻠﻮﻣﺘﺮ ﻭﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺗﺤﺪﻳﺪ ﻣﺼﺪﺭ ﻫﺬﺍ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺕ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻳﻮﻣﻨﺎ ﻫﺬﺍ !
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7-ﻻ ﺗﻤﺸﻲ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺭﺟﻠﻚ ﺍﻭ ﺗﺘﻜﻰ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻳﺪﻙ ﻭﻫﻲ ﻣﻨﻤﻠﻪ ﻗﺪ ﺗﻨﻜﺴﺮ ﺩﻭﻥ ﺍﻥ ﺗﺪﺭﻱ !
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8-ﺳﺒﺐ ﺍﺣﻤﺮﺍﺭ ﺍﻟﻮﺟﻪ ﻭﻗﺖ ﺍﻟﺨﺠﻞ ﺃﻭ ﺍﻟﻐﻀﺐ ﻫﻮ ﺷﻠﻞ ﻣﺆﻗﺖ ﻳﺼﻴﺐ ﺍﻷﻋﺼﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﻤﻨﻈﻤﺔ ﻟﺠﺮﻳﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﺪﻡ ﻓﻴﻨﺪﻓﻊ ﺍﻟﺪﻡ ﻟﻠﻌﺮﻭﻕ ﺯﻳﺎﺩﺓ ﻋﻦ ﺍﻟﻜﻤﻴﺔ ﺍﻟﻌﺎﺩﻳﺔ !
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9-ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻤﻤﻜﻦ ﺃﻥ ﻳﺼﺒﺢ ﺍﻟﺸﺨﺺ ﺃﻋﻤﻰ ﺑﺸﻜﻞ ﺩﺍﺋﻢ ﺇﺫﺍ ﺑﻘﻲ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻈﻼﻡ ﺍﻟﻤﻄﻠﻖ ﻷﻛﺜﺮ ﻣﻦ ﺛﻼﺛﺔ ﺃﻳﺎﻡ !
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10-ﺍﺫﺍ ﺣﻠﻤﺖ ﺍﻧﻚ ﺗﺴﻘﻂ ﻭﺍﻫﺘﺰ ﺟﺴﻤﻚ ﺍﻋﻠﻢ ﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﻌﻘﻞ ﺍﺧﺘﺮﻉ ﻫﺬﺍ ﺍﻟﺤﻠﻢ ﻹﻳﻘﺎﻇﻚ ! ﻻﻥ ﻭﻇﺎﺋﻒ ﺍﻟﺠﺴﻢ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻭﺷﻚ ﺍﻥ ﺗﺘﻮﻗﻒ ﻭﺗﻤﻮﺕ !
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11-ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﻳﻤﻮﺕ ﺍﻹﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﻓﺈﻥ ﻟﺪﻳﻪ ﻧﺸﺎﻁ ﻓﻲ ﺩﻣﺎﻏﻪ ﺍﻷﻳﺴﺮ ﻟﻤﺪﺓ 7 ﺩﻗﺎﺋﻖ ، ﻳﻌﻴﺪ ﻓﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﻌﻘﻞ ﺫﻛﺮﻳﺎﺗﻪ ﻭﻣﺎ ﻗﺎﻡ ﺑﻪ ﻓﻲ ﺗﺴﻠﺴﻞ ﻣﺜﻞ ﺍﻟﺤﻠﻢ !
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12-ﻳﻮﺟﺪ ﻋﻤﻠﻴﺎﺕ ﺣﻴﻮﻳﻪ ﺗﺤﺪﺙ ﻓﻲ ﺩﺍﺧﻠﻚ ﺍﺫﺍ ﺍﺭﺩﺕ ﺳﻤﺎﻋﻬﺎ ﻗﻢ ﺑﺈﻏﻼﻕ ﺍﺫﻧﻴﻚ !
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13-ﺟﻬﺎﺯﻙ ﺍﻟﻤﻨﺎﻋﻲ ﻳﺪﻣﺮ ﺧﻠﻴﺔ ﻭﺍﺣﺪﺓ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻷﻗﻞ ﻳﻮﻣﻴًﺎ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﺳﺘﺘﺤﻮﻝ ﻟﺴﺮﻃﺎﻥ ﻟﻮ ﻋﺎﺷﺖ !
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14-ﻋﻨﺪ ﺧﻠﻂ ﺍﻟﺰﻧﺠﺒﻴﻞ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﻘﺮﻓﻪ ﻳﻨﺘﺞ ﻣﺤﻠﻮﻝ ﺍﻟﻐﻠﻮﻛﻴﺰﺭﻳﻨﻴﻦ ، ﻣﺎﺩﻩ ﺳﺎﻣﻪ ﺗﺆﺩﻱ ﺍﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﻮﻓﺎﺓ